All I ever wanted was an honest week's pay for an honest day's work.
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Friday, July 08, 2016
Funny message on gift card for retiring accountant
Message seen on the front of a greeting card given to a tax partner on his retirement from a sizeable firm of accountants:
Friday, July 01, 2016
The accountant song (Money all day)
This song seems to have been inspired by working for one of the big 4 accountancy firms
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